Vice President Harris is about to be nominated as the newly annointed font of all liberal wisdom and worthiness. But what qualities and qualifications does she really possess? Well, she’s the first female vice president. And- and- she’s the first black vice president. Oh and yeah she’s the first Female Black Vice President. Well that’s quite a resume’ ma’am.
Is she the smartest person in the room? Is she the most knowledgeable? Or the most articulate? Does she possess the greatest management skills? I don’t know. I guess I’ll ask all her former staffers (whether they be female and/or persons of color) who all quit working for her.
Does she have some proven track record of accomplishment in the executive branch of government? Well yes indeed she does. Biden made her his czar of immigration and the border crisis. So how did that turn out? err-not so good. She pretended to investigate and address the “root causes” of immigration. What did she discover? In her own unique style of expression, she discovered that the root cause of immigration is that people wanted to migrate out of where they were to come here? Wow what discernment-what a keen intellect. What did she propose? She proposed giving billions of dollars in “aid” to nations from which people migrate. Well did that work? Did it quell such migration or at least lessen the flow of such unfettered and unmonitored migration? No. How could that be? Well to a neo-liberal female person of color icon that’s a very complicated question. But-did Madame Vice President ever really care about the issue? C’mon man that’s an unfair and racist question. Whoever poses such queries must be a racist.
Well what other qualifications does Madame Vice President bring to the table? Well-at least she’s not in cognitive decline? Yeah but did she ever have an outstanding intellect to start with? Well at least to our knowledge she never engaged in an elaborate scheme of money laundering bribe payments from our nation’s enemies. What’s such a big deal about those two things? Don’t you get it-don’t you see? She’s not Biden. Now there’s a huge qualification that I can see and comprehend.
But even with that said, why should anybody elect her as President of the US? Well she’s got one of the greatest cackles of all time. So? She loves yellow school buses-especially the electric ones that don’t work and don’t have the chargers in place for. Well that’s nice. She loves telling high school students that they should be agog about space exploration because they can look at the moon. Now there’s a qualification that JFK could have gotten excited about.
But does she have any foreign policy experience? Well sort of? What? Well she filled in admirably for the cognitively challenged Biden in making overseas speeches that were even less informed and less clear than his.
OK I get it. In summation she’s not Biden and she’s the first woman vice president, the first black vice president and the first black woman vice president. She will save money by keeping her staff very small because they’ll all quit. She’ll admire yellow school busses and the moon. Oh and one last thing-
She’s not that awful orange skinned and orange haired Twump. She’s a democrat and that starts with “d” and that stands for “dummy” and that’s ok for me.